I just read the Manic Festo of the Monster Raving Loony Party in Britain and to be honest it was more sensible than the Greens manifesto.
The biggest difference between the Loony Party and the Greens however is that the Loony Party do not take themselves seriously.
They actually promise that, if elected, they won’t implement any of their policies.
The Greens on the other hand don’t even get elected but expect to have their policies implemented because they are masters of manipulation, emotional blackmail and media infiltration.
The Greens are in fact the Monster Raving Loony Party on steroids. They are a Party who have abandoned their grass roots ( pun intended ) and transformed into a giant global bong of bad attitude, fear fostering and fire breathing eco evangelists whose sole purpose is to destroy Capitalism and replace it with a global government that is Godless, goalless and weirdly woke.
To be a modern Green, a person today must hate who they are and where they have come from. They must pledge allegiance to everyone and everything that is opposing what their parents and grandparents held dear: values, virtue and hard work.
To be a modern Green, a person is not a man or a woman, nor is that person of any worth – even to themselves – because everything is focused on the goal of destroying self worth, self respect and a desire to become a better person.
In fact, the modern Green is determined to become a non person of non binary bulldust who wants to be dominated by islam, fed raw vegetables, aborted at birth or any time before or after according to the whim of the mother figure ( who may or may not be female in terms of social definitions that are outdated and not woke enough) … yeah, even I am getting head spins trying to keep track.
But what is most troubling is that the modern Green is so hell bent on his/her/xis goal of destruction of self identity that they do not realise that they are campaigning for their OWN annihilation.
They have become Environmentalist Arsonists and Murderers and are fighting for their own suicide.
I much prefer the Manic Festo of the Loony Party. At least it actually makes sense.
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- We will place in law measures to stop panic buying as COVID19 restrictions take hold. Shoppers will only be permitted to buy one panic per person.
- Shamefully Lord Sutch has never been allowed to take his place in the House of Lords. Nor were Duke Ellington, Count Basie or Lord Rockingham We will end this discrimination against musicians.
- To unite the population, we will surround the UK with a large cardboard box so people can be both in and/or out of the EU. This will be known as Schrodinger’s Brexit.
- To get more children reading, fish and chips will once again be wrapped in newspaper.
- Once in Government we will introduce the Ministry of Clarity. The role of this Ministry will ensure that only the clearest clarity is made clear and the unclear clarity is cleared out. We hope that our position on this is now clear to all.
- In Government, we will complete a 5 year Parliament in only 4 years. This policy not only ensures a 20% saving for the public purse but also gives everyone a year off from listening to our politicians.
- The MOT is an annual test to ensure that your car is roadworthy. We will introduce a ROT, an annual test to make sure all roads are car worthy.
On other issues they state:
We propose to cancel stamp duty…….stamps are expensive enough so we shouldn’t have to pay duty on them.
Besides leap years, there needs to be hop, skip, and jump years
Parliament will be relocated to Wormwood Scrubs prison, reducing the commuting costs for most Peers and MPs.
Another sensible idea:
We shall keep the Falklands and give Jeremy Corbyn to the Argentinians.
Sorry Greens, you are lunatics and you need to stop raving, stop being monsters and stop killing our country.
I will leave the final words to Viv Forbes
Green Folly Killing our Grasslands
Black Aussies built our grasslands
with everlasting fires,
Then squatters went one better
with cooler springtime pyres.
But Greens they banned the fires
and cancelled grazing passes,
Now wildfires kill the forests
and weeds replace the grasses.
