My friend, Murphy went to the Doctor about two months ago.
He was told he had heart problems. He had to get jabbed, you understand, so that he could go to a war torn country to keep him and those around him safe, you understand.
The Doctor said “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay.
The doctor gave Murphy the tablets, and Murphy asked, “Do I have to take them every day?” No,” replies the doctor, “take one on a Monday, skip the Tuesday, take one on Wednesday, skip the Thursday and go on like that.
Two weeks later, the doctor walked down the street and saw Murphy's wife.” Hello Mrs Murphy,” he says, “how’s your husband?”
“Oh, he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Murphy.
“I’m very sorry to hear that,” said the doctor, “I thought if he took those tablets, he would be all right.”, “Oh, the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Murphy,
“It was all the bloody skipping that killed him.”
Fookin Doctors.
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